“I have a lengthy list of experts,” the barrister exclaimed.
“But how to tell one from which? It is clearly not my game.”

“If I threw a dart to choose and pick, as a last resort,
but how am I to know how they will function in the court?”

“Be calm my flustered silk,” said she. “Put your problems to one side.
No data base can end the chase like the service I provide.”

“And who are you, madam?” said he. “Is this just some cruel charade?”

“The expert matchmaker,” said she. “And I’m coming to your aid.”

“I’ve specialists of every kind, with experience to boot,

I search, and pick, and interview, to find witnesses that suit.”

“Engineers and psychologists, surgeons and biologists,
plumbers and pathologists, and even entomologists!”

“I find candidates most likely, and qualify them rightly,

I’ll fill your brief so tightly,

You’re sure to be amazed.”

“I’ll tell you how they walk and talk without any prepossession,

Ensuring that you look your best, when any court’s in session.”